Friday, June 22, 2007

Salman Rusdie- The knight of the looming nights

The Western world has developed and now mastered, the art of glamorizing filth and sin. IMMORALITY is now termed "new morality!" Whoever thinks that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in a sinful adulterous relationship despite all the adoptions they both undertake? That Jemima Khan and Hugh Grant were two souls seeped neck deep in adultery and it all looked so very cool?
Nevertheless, it is defamatory and libelous to call a woman a b1tch, but not if you call her a "super b1tch."
I have heard that in London there is a Speakers Corner, Hyde Park, where many enjoy the passionate and vehement harangues. It's free for all. One is allowed to curse, abuse and swear anybody and everybody. The law of libel and defamation does not apply in this haven of free speech and un-bridled expressions. Yet I am told that Her Majesty the Queen of England is above any abuse or tirade. She is sacrosanct! Not only in Hyde Park but throughout Britain either by word of mouth or through the media, "Thou shalt not denigrate the queen".

A retired employee at Buckingham Palace wrote a book entitled "Officially Speaking." About the goings on in the Royal precincts. About drunken orgies and sexual frolics among the Royalty. The publication of this piece of Royal gossip was rightly suppressed by Mrs. Thatcher's (then) government. Amazing England! But Mr. Rushdie prevails where a blue blooded Englishman fails. Thanks to Maggie and her British votaries of free speech. Wait and read!!
"Chamcha (another name of Rushdie in The Satanic Verses TSV - Have you read it? Please read it but only a pirated version) finds himself dreaming of the Queen. of MAKING TENDER LOVE to the MONARCH. She was the body of Britain, the avatar of the State, and he had chosen her, JOINED WITH HER; she was his Beloved, the moon of his delight" (page 169 of TSV)(1) . What is Rushdie telling his readers, if not that he f*&^ked her Majesty? "Joined with her," above compare with his expression "STILL CONJOINED," on page 12.
I expect some British blockhead of the literary world to cry - "Oh! Rushdie only f*&^ked our Queen in his dream." It is all fiction! After all, we can't hold a man accountable for his dreams. That is true, but "O pervert!" Rushdie was not dreaming when he penned those words!

Anyways...this old plagiarising wannabe writer Salman Rushdie has been knighted in the Puppet Monarchy's Birthday honors for services to racial hatred and stirring up fundamentalism. Everything else is secondary.

This author of The Satanic Verses has been credited with inflaming more racial hatred, irrational superstitious religious intolerance and fundamentalist persecution's than all the previous writers of his generation who ever attempted cashing in quick on debunking the holy books and scriptures od their forefathers.

Looking smug and utterly confident in his self-publicity today Rushdie and his equine-toothed wife Padma Lakshmi were utterly cock-a-hoop at the glory of the Knight of the British Empire - aka KBE. Remember, it was Mr. Rushdie, the knight, who went about in the press, accusing kaizad gustad of that movie 'boom' fame, for not paying his girlfriend (padma lakshmi) her dues despite making her strip on screen. What a knight for Padma, what a knight to be honoured by a queen?

This is even better news than the £10 million of British taxpayers' money that has been lavished on police protection for me since the Ayatollahs pronounced me a corrupting influence," Rushdie told the press today.

The fatwa issued by Ayatollah Khomenei (two years past the first publication) sent sales of my book soaring into the stratosphere. Crazy Ayatollah!! But for him, this knight would have been an unknown entity.

But for now, this KBE is just the icing on the cake.

And now we can enjoy all of that cake and eat it at the same time!

Bottoms UP everybody!

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